October 2011
17 posts
Jace: All witches and warlocks are crossbreeds. And because they're crossbreeds, they can't have children. They're sterile.
Clary: Like mules, Mules are sterile crossbreeds
Jace: Your knowledge of livestock is astounding,
The ONLY reason im going to school today is because i want my presents and to see if my friends are going to decorate my locker! Other than that happy birthday to myself!!! <3 (yes i realise i sound a little narcisistic!) ;)
The Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices:... →
mortalinstrumentsinfernaldevices:
Therapist: So what seems to be the problem?
Fiancee: It’s my fiance, here. Jonathan, or Sebastian, or whatever he likes to call himself. He can’t even decide on a name.
Therapist: So the problem is that he’s indecisive?
Sebastian: Say that again and I’ll bury my seraph blade in your guts.
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You’ve come to fr to take orders from a cookie.
“Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”
– Kate Moss (via socially-antisocial)
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